This third sem is like WHUTTTTTT.First day of lecture and we got assignments.Like my seat's not even hot yet.What la wehhh seriously?SERIOUSLYYY? -_______-

This sem is no joke,Ellena Razif.

congrats sistah!

So I went for my sister's convocation on Thursday.I felt proud cause I think she did really well and I think that its going to be quite difficult for me to beat her.Har har.She looked really pretty wearing the *jubah*(what's it called in english?)OH ROBE! -___- and looking so demure and innocent going up the stage taking her scroll.Also awesome possum cause she graduated twice.One for her BLS(cant remember wat it stands for)which is her law degree and this second one is for her LLB which means that you are eligible and legal to go in and out of courts and practice as a legally acclaimed lawyer.I dont think you can be a lawyer with only a BLS.And she got to do it with 2 different VC's!One was with Abu Shah and this one of course,with the elvis hairdo,Sahol Hamid.Har har kenapa semua VC UiTM ada one trademark dkt badan? :B
So still waiting for the pics to be posted or at least tagged by her friends before I go steal some.Heh heh.Congrats again kak.You're awesome! <3
Omg I just said nice things about my sister.Hmmmzzz

And oh thanks to you both smelly beans,Ikram and Kakak for accompanying me to go buy baju kurungs at PKNS.Heh heh tiring I know.Sorry yaws.You both were great.I....(bibir getar)....I....I laff youzzz both! :DD

nate mu!

Alhamdullilah masalah laptop dah settle.
Most of us name our laptops.I think I should too.From now on I'll call mine "Abe Toshi Bintang".Cause its toshiba and I'm using a cheetah printed cover for it.Heh heh.Genius tak?Diam la kau

Since I am known to be a person with no life,I spent my time stalking singers on Youtube.And I wish that I could be like them.Hahaha I mean people watching me sing,and drop comments.Ada tu sampai 4 juta viewers.Wow gila.Kalau aku la buat,ade la dlm 50 views.Tu pun its me tgk my own video over and over again!Whut a loserrhhh.
Hahaha I just want to waste my time doing something I like.Nanti dah sampai Merbok nak buat apa eh?Bosan laaa.Huhuhuhu

Abe toshi,abe toshi kita nak buat apa sekarang ni?Bosannyaa.

Nah,sape yg nak sgt aku update blog.Amik kau cerita sampah!Hahaha
Toodles!

tensiiii

AH TAIK,I WANT MY OLD LAPTOP BACK!
THEY BETTER INSTALL WORD AND POWERPOINT FOR FREE! -_____________-"
tu la kau,suka sgt reformat2 ni.adeiii
minggu ni jugak la nak bnyk problem.nampak sgt tak nak balik kedah.
GAHHHH :OOO

enlighten me.

You want to know so much about my political view,eyy?Well here goes,
I am pro government and I'm proud of it.I dont like it that people tend to test my patience by giving me stupid links to read or when I go to some profiles and they talk as if they know everything.I mean I am interested in politics no doubt,but not to the extend of trying to act like you know "inside out" about what's going on with the current political status.I mean when you try to push the buttons,you just burn more fuel to add in the fire.How?Firstly,by creating irrelevant issues or pushing stories to make people feel more paranoid,and then using this as a tool to make all these "I dont know whats going on" followers jump to conclusions and fight over stupid things that they themselves don't know the validity and the solidity of.
Then like stupid pathetic monkeys we start commenting on each other's blogs,statuses about how this sucks,that sucks.Cakap senang la kawan.Buat tengok?
It is good to have the opposition because we dont want to be under a government that has mutual exclusivity because as we all learn,it will only lead to the abuse usage of power.So as good oppositions,why not disagree in a nice way,and give suggestions on how to improve the current status quo if you dont see it working right now instead of bashing the personalities of the people in the government themselves.I mean stop blabla bla ing and start putting some action to it,ey.And yes I do agree on the basis that there are some "tak sedar diri" UMNO/gov leaders,members that act as if they own the world.Tu pun,berubah la jugak eh.Kalau orang menyampah dengan kau,apa gunanya.Jangan nak berlagak bagus and kaya sangat la bodoh,tu yang buat orang tak suka dengan kau.
Conclusion nya kalau tak suka and ada pandangan,cuba buat dengan cara yang baik dengang berbincang ke apa ke.Ni kalau pergi tengok je blog ke,status ke semua nak pakai nama-nama yang tak senang didengar.Berpolitik macam la ayah kau selama ni jadi Perdana Menteri.Elok-elok la kawan.Kata 1 Malaysia kan.
And we all should hear both sides of the story.Gov and opp.
Watchu say.

AMIK KAU VERSION ENGLISH!HAHAHAHAHA

Sebab cerita di bawah ni sangat menarik,saya translate-kan ke English untuk jadi lebih universal.Hasilnyaaa.....
EPON?EPON?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am boredd.Let me tell you a story
EPON once a taim, there beautipul LIVED a princess called Ellena Razif (eh.eh.kemain name my story u sama.bagus OLS.)
One day Princess Ellena castle.Then walked outside of her she saw seven midgets (cam tau ape cite ni je) walking with no shoes on.She went to the midgets and asked "Lu pehal people do not wear shoes?". The midgets answered " happy kitorang laaaa! It lu to stir life?.(tamil kah?) "
Princess Ellena felt sed bikaus the midgets were rude to her.So she told prototypes "La Cave Girl Cat ni.Cuba lu states respected the cave a bit..*hahaha WTF*" Then the midgets and she looked at started dancing "Budi kitaaaaa cultural language." Then Siti Nurhaliza I pop out from behind a tree nyanyi.Rupanya ad campaign courtesy je u OLS.

O Allah, this is the most stupid story ever tulis.Hahahaha org and still place more because it bengongs read! MUAHAHAHAHAAHA
APE motif put themselves beautiful princess? Ordinary la promo diri.Harap I praise the MMG not la.Hahahaha


NI ORG ASLI PENAN KAT SARAWAK PUN TAK PAHAM!HAHAHAHHAA
Kalau nak pegi melancong obersea,toksah berangan la nak translate pakai google translator.Tak pasal2 kena "OI OI DONT NEED TO BE RUDE,YEHHH" dari mat2 sallehszz.

woohihi

I am boredd.Let me tell you a story
Once epon a taim,there lived a beautipul princess called Ellena Razif(eh.eh.kemain nama sama.bagus cerita ni u ols.)
One day Princess Ellena walked outside of her castle.Then she saw 7 midgets(cam tau cite ape je ni)walking with no shoes on.She went to the midgets and asked "Lu orang pehal tak pakai kasut?".The midgets answered "Suka hati kitorang laaaa!Ada kacau hidup lu ke?."
Princess Ellena felt sed bikaus the midgets were rude to her.So she told them "Gua la Puteri kat negeri ni.Cuba lu respek sama gua sikit.".Then the midgets looked at her and started dancing "Budi bahasa budaya kitaaaaa."Lepas tu Siti Nurhaliza pop out dari belakang pokok nyanyi.Rupanya ad untuk kempen budi bahasa je u ols.

Ya Allah ini lah cerita paling bodoh org pernah tulis.Hahahaha dan korang lagi la bengongs sebab baca!MUAHAHAHAHAAHA
Ape motif letak diri beautiful princess?Biasa la nak promo diri.Harap orang memuji mmg tak la.Hahahaha

>:D

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude, but I
Would just stand and stare.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.

Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightening bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance.
A foxtrot above my head,
A sock-hop beneath my bed,
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)

Leave my door open just a crack.
(Please take me away from here.)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac.
(Please take me away from here.)
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
(Please take me away from here.)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies.
I'm weird, cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell.
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a jar.

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH.OWLCITY IS PURE GENIUS.They're very good in writing meaningful lyrics.GAAHHHH >:D

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AHH LEPAS KEMPUNAN :D

kamik suka kitak!

Ahh just got back from KDO in Swak.Had lots of fun there,met alot of friendly people and debated.Things might be rough at times but we managed to scrape through.Didnt expect to break till semi's but we did and that meant alot especially to me,as I see myself as the weakest member in the team.Nevermind let's just move on and tackle other tournaments,ey!
I'm too lazy to update any pics here.Maybe later.You can find them on facebook
Hello to Kedah in a few weeks.So many things to do still!Like buying a new bedsheet.Hihi
Thanks Aimi,Rda,Paan,Nina,Mizi,Anas,Miss Syazwani and Miss Fatin for making this trip fun and memorable.Debat or debate pun kita still boleh selalu melepak time tournament ni kan?:)
Adios amigos.
And congrats to the commitee members of KDO.Kudos guys for the awesomeness

thnks for being honest -___-

My family members are the most honest people I know.For example:
Scene 1

me:SHITT LA.GEMOK GEMOK GEMOK.TENSIONNN LA.IKRAM!KAK ELIN GEMOK KE TAKK?BE HONEST!

ikram:Kak elin kena terima hakikattt......

$^%& punya adik!Huhuhuhuhuhuhu

Scene 2
mama:Hari tu nampak Farid Kamil tu dkt bangsar village.Next to him was a tall,pretty lady.Diana Danielle tu kot.

me:Ohh she's my age.

mama:Ya,but I said tall and pretty.

WEHHHHHH NI TAK TIPU K.MMG DIORANG CKP CMTU.

SEDIH GILA.HAHAHA

Finale
papa:Kak FAT mana?

WOOOO WOOOO T__T

Alang2 tgh in the mood to blog ni kan,moh la saya tell u ols wat happened this week.This week like I said in my previous post sgt bercampur2 mcm nasi dgn lauk.Only Tuesday and I have alot of things to tell.Boleh tak?Firstly thanks cik Qilazz yg turun KL and melepak2 dgn I(ikut jejak langkah mea).Hahaha ke thanks kat aku for driving you around? :P nehh takdelah ni semua ikhlas dari hati.(....... thinking of a favour u can return :B).So on Sunday instead of following mama pegi browse barang2 untuk rumah kat Home Depo,I went out with Qila to random places that she wanted to go.Talk about being different.We went to the planetarium first then headed of to the national museum.Heran jugak kenapa fees nak masuk planetarium murah sgt,rupenye dia tgh buat renovation so not all of the place was open.So dah browse2 reading some info about moon stars,planets,how people read stars,count distance of the moon blablabla,drooling at sheikh muzaffar's face,took random pictures and the best part of all,watching the shows.Best gila.Dah la pakai suara Tom Hanks.Can u imagine this "Hi.It's me,Tom Hanks."SEKSIII GILA KAAAANNN.Hahahaha gilaaaa.The first one was really eye opening.It tells us that WE,US,KITA,KAMI,KOME,DEPA,HANG,AKU,KAU,semua niiii kita ni 1Malaysia.Hahaha takde kaitan bodo.Funny tak?Ok move on.We're just a speck of dust,in an ocean of dusts under the galaxy,which is under another galaxy,which is seen in the universe.So bumi is like soooo micro.Cam nak carik sisa makanan kat celah gigi.Pakai pencungkil je.Shows you how God is Almighty and that kita perasan diri kita ni hebat sgt?Kita ni macam kuman "defryhuscetermbolunimbus"tau takk?You cant even see it thru a superdupersgtpower microscope.So mcm sedar2 diri la kan.Then the second movie cam agak bosan la,qila tido (bole takkkk) dgn dengkuran yg dicover oleh bunyi rocket berlepas.It was about how Russia and America fought about one's dignity by ensuring the other's rocket is better.Lame la jugak mcm aku kisah.Muzaffar makan durian kat angkasa lepas tu korang boleh?Humph!
Lepas tu dah lapa gila pegi la singgah makan jap kat Ampang.Then we went to the museum negara to see the pameran keranda tu.Ok la not that bad bole blah la.Then pegi tgk the asean countries thingy sort of pameran.About the countries that are the members in Asean.Did you knoww Philippines is smaller than us,but their population is almost 3 times our size?Can u imagine?Talk about freedom of space.Ada ke such thing?Hahahaha
So museum was that jela.
Then the next day pegi la bermandi manda dgn beruk2 tiga ekor tu diajak oleh bmc saya yg tau menjaga gmc dia.Hahahaha so Haziq the mastermind pun bawak la kitorang berendam kat Ulu Yam tu.Mmg seronok gila la.Air sejuk gilaaa.Mandi2 duduk atas batu makan keropok,bergossip dlm air,buat renangan bebas,stalk ikan mintak fon number,menjerit dkt beruk splish splash air.Mmg bessss wooo.Nak pegi lagi.Tapi kalau air dia cam bnyk sikit lagi and kurang batu,lagi bes.Hahaa but that's nature right?Who are we to say how it should be.Tapi yg paling bodoh la kan,tempat tu toilet and tempat tuka baju dia sgt laaa HAMPEH.So me and Qila had to be abit creative to you know.Hish mcm haram!
It was a fun day.And hari ni pun keluar lagi dgn Qila pegi Putrajaya.Sesat takyah ckp la naik muntah dah.Nasib jumpa jugak Alamanda tu kan kalau tak heyy tk tau laa.Tapi tak sempat nak lepak kat tepi tasik.Next time la k.PSN pun kita tak pegi eh Qils.One dayy bebeh.Tgk Ip Man.Best siot cite tu.LU MANYAK ENSEM LA INCIK IP MAN?MAU DATING TAK?Wo ai ni hi hi
So enough of talking,let the pictures start speaking(LAMEEEEE).
Its all in random order.Have fun stalking.

why must you leave so fast?

Well I decide that less is more and that it looks so much much much more simpler than before.Kinda soothing.Yes im talking about my blog layout.Sebab ade org ckp layout aku sebelum ni nampak cam ****** kannn.KAN HAZIQ KANN.Wow nama kau selalu disebut2 ye.Adakah perasaan ini sebenarnyaaa cintaa....HAHAHA APE AKU MELALUT.Haziq,tolong jangan perasan.Aku in the mood nak nyanyikan lagu cik yunalis saja :D

Aloooottttt of things happened this week.Like alot.Shocking things.For one we have some probs about KDO which I hope can be solved asap.Another sad event is that my beloved maid is leaving us for good cause she has some family issues she has to solve back in Indonesia and altho her contract was supposedly to end this July,we have no choice but to let her go earlier.I'm like really sad because this is soo unexpected.Damn I cant look at her face without wanting to cry.I mean for 4 years she has been there for me.Sedih gila kottt.Woooooo serious do.Its like menusuk2 kalbu kinda kesedihan.Haha ok emo much.But I am.I can and cannot imagine how things are going to be like without her around.Cam kalau balik cuti je kak in takpelah,ni balik terus.Its not about us not being able to do the house chores after this.Weh buat malu la dah besar2 dah takkan tak boleh nak buat sendiri.Its having her around,the company to have someone to talk to,to help you with things.Boleh mintak nasi goreng kalau lapar,asking if we want anything and helping us out with so many things.I'm going to miss you sooooo muchhhhhh Kak Innn.And this wont be the last post about you.I will blog more when I send you to the airport this Sunday.I really wish you didnt have to go :((

This blog layout is kinda ugly.Hahaha I thought it looked good when i was browsing thru the templates.Well I'll change it later.Have so little time,and so many things to do.And so many things to blurk about!
Till then,bye2

how i spend my holidays

How I spend my holidays
By:Nur Ellena Mohamed Razif
Class:Low

I wake up every morning.I check the time.It says 10.I say who cares,there's no class.I go back to sleep.I wake up and I get a major headache from too much sleeping.
I decide to wake up.I look at my face and I thought I was looking at the wanted person shown on tv last night.I go to the living room.I switch on the telly.I browse through channels but nothing interesting is on.I go to the kitchen,the maid's cooking.I see the maid cook.I want to learn how to cook one day because I want to be a good wife.(HAHAHHAHAHA).My maid looks at me in a weird way.I look back."Apa?" she says."Apanya?" I replied.Then my appa shows up in the kitchen."Bikin kopi" he says.I go back to the living room.I switch on the laptop and go online.Check my facebook.Then dad comes in and he smiles."Nak check email kejap".I gave him the sebok je look.He gave me the haah kau buat la muka mcm tu dgn aku duit kau siapa yg kasi look.So I had to give in.I go to my room.I instantly feel sleepy again.So I go back to sleep.I wake up,it says 8 pm.(Repeat the essay again.)